Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Me: *starts tearing up* my anaconda do
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tagged: omfg,

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

blagthen:

duncantargaryen:

EXCUUUUSE ME
but haven’t you saw Matthew??
Like, he’s the real winner

“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”


- Sylvia Plath  (via lovequotesrus)

angelophile:

skalja:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

His face.


Always reblog.

Love, love, love Nine.

lordcvmberbatch:

Benedict Cumberbatch for Dunlop [x]

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

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